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If you could have any one body modification done to you free of charge, what would you have done?

What else do you use condoms for?

What food do you always get inconvenient cravings for? (eg: Chick-fil-a on Sundays, fast food when the restaurant is closed, food you can't get in your state/country, etc)

We introduced you to Jeremy Renner in The Verge a little over six months ago, when the rugged The Hurt Locker star with the deceptively boyish face (he’ll be 39 on Thursday) was still relatively unknown. That was then; now, Renner’s moment has arrived. As Staff Sergeant William James — a courageous, crazy, compassionate military technician who thrives on defusing bombs for an Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) unit stationed in Iraq — Renner has crafted a war film hero for our fraught times. It’s a marvelous performance, both subtle and bombastic, and we therefore offer it up as another “For Your Reconsideration.” Fresh off shooting Ben Affleck’s second directorial effort and busily running the awards season gantlet, we checked back in with Renner to see how life has changed since the film’s release.
( Cool guys don't look at explosions. )

so there's a house party i'll be going to tonight, with my SO. i went to like 50 of these over the summer and never paid shit for drinks, and now i feel bad. the drinks the hostess gets from the border are pretty cheap (like $12-20 for a big bottle of liquor).

how much should my SO and i chip in? nobody else is chipping in, and i don't drink excessively.. so how much do you think is appropriate?

i feel like $5 each is too offensive, but $10 each is too much, but giving anything in between seems weird. halp.

Great Miranda Kerr bikini pictures from Ralph magazine down under. Personally, when I look at Miranda Kerr in a bikini, I prefer not to think of someone named Ralph, but Miranda is so hot, it almost works. Either way, is good.
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( More photoshoppedness )

Do you believe in the paranormal?
If yes, then will you share some of your personal stories, or stories you've heard from others?

If you don't care, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

TQC, decide my destiny, please. 
D or J?

Sources are dishing the dirt about Boys II Men singer Shawn Stockton's nine year relationship with another woman and we know who she is!

According to the street, swimsuit model Avonte Cherie, dated Stockman before he married his wife Sharhonda Jones in 2001. The relationship continued because according to Shawn’s belief in the Israelite Faith, a man can have more than one wife.

There’s only one problem….his wife Sharhonda was clueless to his practices. The spiritual marriage between he and Avonte Cherie ended, this year, when she found out he was cheating on her with other women in Hawaii and New York.

Has Mr. Motown Philly been pimping his religion for his own person affairs?

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Logan Lerman sits back and describes some of the mythological creatures that are featured in his upcoming fantasy flick, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.



In the movie, trouble-prone teen Percy Jackson (Lerman) is about to be kicked out school – but that’s the least of his problems. The gods of Mount Olympus and assorted monsters seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy’s Greek mythology texts and into his life – and they’re not happy. Zeus’ (Sean Bean) lightning bolt has been stolen, and Percy is the prime suspect. Now, Percy and his friends must embark on a cross-country adventure to catch the true thief, save Percy’s family, and unravel a mystery more powerful than the gods themselves.

Percy Jackson hits theaters on February 12, 2010.

( +2 vids: a featurette & a TV spot )

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FYI jailbait is legal Jan. 19th

What's on your mind?

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FARMVILLE?

or your real farm

or farms in general

What is the longest relationship you have ever been in?

What is your favorite thing about your current relationship?
Least favorite?

Single people:
What do you like the most about being single?
The least?

Your brother tends to have no courtesy when it comes to common manners/respect. He is visiting from out of town and you are letting him use your bathroom (as in the one attached to your fucking room). You come home and notice the towel you've been using for 3 or 4 days is hung funny. You approach him and he casually giggles and says "oh I've been using that the entire time you've had it hung up." You're really mad because you know he knows that it's OBVIOUSLY YOURS. Then he adds "I wiped my butt with it some, too." AND LAUGHS MORE. He thinks it's fucking hilarious!

So you've been drying yourself with your brother's fucking shit for three days. How do you react? Keep in mind there are both toilet paper and literally 20 other clean towels to use.

Due to conflicting schedules I find I am AVAILABLE to kiss you in the shower on NYE.
What do you bid for this singular pleasure?

HURRY...teh clock is ticking.

EDIT-O-MATIC- I will accept things other than cash. Be creative pls.

David Archuleta ends a decade, turns 19, is apparently starting work on an album next month, remains weirdly childlike:



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Is his posting name seriously "Arch Angel"? Be sure to check the comments for a nice round of creepiness, considering a large majority of Archuleta fans are middle aged ladies.